No Scandal in Bahamas, by Juanele Tamal

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First page of Juanele Tamal's 'No Scandal in Bahamas'. Sherlock Holmes is performing a terrible concert in violin for Watson. Sherlock says 'How lucky of you, Watson, you get to enjoy my unmatched talent as a violinist for free...', and wincing Watson says 'Lucky isn't the word that comes to mind, old friend...'. Mrs. Hudson comes in and says 'Mister Holmes, the industrial mogul Mr. Lottamony wants to speak with you.'. Excitedly, Holmes stops playing and welcomes Mr. Lottamony: 'Oh, a client! Come in!'. Mr. Lottamony says: 'Mister Holmes, this is a matter of the utmost urgency you must assist me!'. Quickly Holmes starts speaking of Lottamony's ils:'Yes! You suffer from explosive diarrhea, your jaundiced complexion and, well, the putrid smell are dead giveaways for...', but Lottamony cuts him off and says 'I... yeah, it is true, but I mean my other problem... I was dating this influencer, but I left her because that's what my weirdo chinless life coach said befits a man of my worth... -- but now I'm about to marry a high society girl and...', he shows a picture of the influencer and Holmes cuts him off again. 'I see! and your ex is threatening with sending yout photos and videos yo your future wife. Am I right?'. Lottamony agrees 'Yes! She has everything in her phone'.
Transcript
Panel 1
 Sherlock: How lucky of you, Watson, you get to enjoy my unmatched talent as a violinist for free...
Watson: Lucky isn't the word that comes to mind, old friend...
Mrs. Hudson: Mister Holmes, the industrial mogul Mr. Lottamony wants to speak with you.
Panel 2
 Sherlock: Oh, a client! Come in!
Mr. Lottamony: Mister Holmes, this is a matter of the utmost urgency you must assist me!
Panel 3
 Sherlock: Yes! You suffer from explosive diarrhea, your jaundiced complexion and, well, the putrid smell are dead giveaways for...
Mr. Lottamony: I... yeah, it is true, but I mean my other problem...
Panel 4
 Mr. Lottamony: I was dating this influencer, but I left her because that's what my weirdo chinless life coach said befits a man of my worth... -- but now I'm about to marry a high society girl and...
Panel 5
 Sherlock: I see! and your ex is threatening with sending yout photos and videos yo your future wife. Am I right?
Mr. Lottamony: Yes! She has everything in her phone!