Dungeon Dad, by Sprak

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First page of Sprak's 'Dungeon Dad'. First panel has titular character standing proud over a dead goblin, in front of majestic mountains. Narration reads: 'Adventuring ain't all it's cracked up to be, you know.' Second through fourth panel shows the titular character partying in a pub, killing a fire breathing dragon in flight, punching the eye out of a Cyclops' butt. Narration reads 'All anyone wants to hear about is the guts, the glory, saving the town from a dragon, that time you punched a Cyclops' eye clear out of his own butt.'. Fifth panel has the character looking longingly at a picture of himself with his wife and kid. Narration reads 'But it's long days away from home. Really puts a strain on the family.'

Transcript

Panel 1

Narration: Adventuring ain't all it's cracked up to be, you know.

Panel 2

Narration: All anyone wants to hear about is the guts, the glory,

Panel 3

Narration: saving the town from a dragon,

Panel 4

Narration: that time you punched a Cyclops' eye clear out of his own butt.

Note: No one needs to see this.

Panel 5

Narration: But it's long days away from home. Really puts a strain on the family.