Plenty of Fangs, by Sprak

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We see the 3 dating profiles The text of the first one says “GoneBatty. Live in a Cave. Looking For: Robert-Pattinson-Type. About me: I want a hot Vamp BF. I am totes a vamp & like 2 B in form of a bat. Yea”. The friend remarks on the image saying “That’s a guinea pic with wings glued on”. The second dating profile shows a muscular looking vampire the text of the profile says “J. Dandrige. 285/M/LA. Interests: 80s Horror. Nightclubs. Vamp4Vamp”. The first vampire says “Ugh I think we have the same great-great-grand sire”. The third dating profile shows a picture four smiling vampires the text of the profile says “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. Girls Night!!!!!!!!” The friend says “I hate coven shots. Which one is Enoby Darkness??”
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 Profile 1: GoneBatty. Live in a Cave. Looking For: Robert-Pattinson-Type. About me: I want a hot Vamp BF. I am totes a vamp & like 2 B in form of a bat. Yea
Vampire 2: That’s a guinea pic with wings glued on.
Profile 2: J. Dandrige. 285/M/LA. Interests: 80s Horror. Nightclubs. Vamp4Vamp.
Vampire 1: Ugh I think we have the same great-great-grand sire.
Profile 3: Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. Girls Night!!!!!!!!
Vampire 2: I hate coven shots. Which one is Enoby Darkness??”