Sonuvaduck, by Juanele Tamal (English by Jay Sánchez)

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First page of 'Sonuvaduck', by Juanele Tamal. Patas Negras the Duck is walking with her friend the hen Henrietta. Patas Negras says 'Sigh. Know what, Henrietta? I think I'll never find a boyfriend.' Henrietta replies 'Geez, girl, why so dramatic?'. Patas Negras says 'Each and every one of my exes were awful, like Duckbert. He was a player...', as we see her start remembering. The next panel is inside her thought bubble. She thinks of Duckbert, who is hugging two other ducks, and saying 'Hey, babe, we've been dating for a while and... is it too late to tell you I'm into polyamory?'. Patas Negras replies angrily: 'I would say it is, you prick!'. Back to the present, Patas Negras continues '...or an useless moocher like Quackson...'. Once more we see into her memories, and Quackson is handing her a necklace, saying 'Take this Diamond Necklace, I bought it with all my love... and your money!'. Angrily, Patas Negras says 'Sonuva--'

Transcript

Panel 1

Patas Negras: Sigh. Know what, Henrietta? I think I'll never find a boyfriend.

Henrietta: Geez, girl, why so dramatic?

Panel 2

Patas Negras: Each and every one of my exes were awful, like Duckbert. He was a player...

Panel 3

Duckbert: Hey, babe, we've been dating for a while and... is it too late to tell you I'm into polyamory?

Patas Negras: I would say it is, you prick!

Panel 4

Patas Negras: ...or an useless moocher like Quackson...

Panel 5

Quackson: Take this Diamond Necklace, I bought it with all my love... and your money!

Patas Negras: Sonuva--