Sonuvaduck, by Juanele Tamal (English by Jay Sánchez)

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In this page Patas Negras relates how she met her latest ex, the Worst Duck. She narrates 'But the last was the Worst, I met him at a club...', as we see her approach a Duck at a bar 'Heyyy! What's your poison, handsome?', to which he replies 'Oh, you! Tee hee!'. Patas Negras narrates: ' Everything was fine at first...' as they are walking down the street, Worst Duck with a parrot. Patas Negras says 'So you like pets?', he replies 'Yup. I have a parrot, I call him Polly'. Polly chimes in: 'Polly's hungry! Squawk!'. Patas Negras narrates 'He made me laugh with his sophisticated humor...', and the joke is 'What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.', and Patas Negras laughs 'Hohoho! Classy!'. But then, as Patas Negras says: 'But then I started noticing some details...'. We see Worst Duck approach Patas Negras as she is playing tricks on an unsuspecting opossum. He says 'Hey, babe, wanna go to the movies?'. She replies 'Sorry hun, I need to work'. Worst duck laughs at Patas Negras 'Work? Nah, what you do is conning people1', and annoyed Patas Negras says 'Hey! It's a productive activity like any other!'. Worst Duck walks away dismissing this 'Well, I don't work at all, it's not like I'm poor or something'. Patas Negras huffs, annoyed, and the opossum says 'Wait, did he say 'con'?'.

Transcript

Panel 1

PN, narrating: But the last was the Worst, I met him at a club...

Patas Negras: Heyyy! What's your poison, handsome?

Worst Duck: Oh, you! Tee hee!

Panel 2

PN, narrating: Everything was fine at first...

Patas Negras: So you like pets?

Worst Duck: Yup. I have a parrot, I call him Polly.

Polly: Polly's hungry! Squawk!

Panel 3

PN, narrating: He made me laugh with his sophisticated humor...

Worst Duck: "What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."

Patas Negras: Hohoho! Classy!

Panel 4

PN, narrating: But then I started noticing some details...

Worst Duck: Hey, babe, wanna go to the movies?

Patas Negras: Sorry, hun, I need to work

Panel 5

Worst Duck: Work? Nah, what you do is conning people!

Patas Negras: Hey! It's a productive activity like any other!

Panel 6

Worst Duck: Well, I don't work at all, it's not like I'm poor or something.

Patas Negras: Hmp!

Conned Opossum: Wait, did he say "con"?