Sonuvaduck, by Juanele Tamal (English by Jay Sánchez)

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Back in the present, Henrietta and Patas Negras are sitting on a bench. Henrietta says 'It's not like he's the first jobless slob you date.', to which Patas Negras replies 'That wasn't the worst part..'. She narrates again '...The worst part was when he invited me to his home...'. Patas Negras and Worst Duck are both under the blankets in a bed, saying 'Hehehe, kinky!' and 'Tee hehe!'. Suddenly an older woman duck enters the room, and Patas Negras narrates 'Or rather, his parents' house!'. The Worst Duck's mom says 'Son, the dinner is-- what the--'. Patas Negras and Worst Duck both get out of the blankets, startled, saying 'AAAAH' and 'Mooom you're embarrassing me!' respectivey. The Worst Duck's Mom gets mad and darts for the bed, saying 'You mangy cougar! What are you doing to my baby???'. Angry, Patas Negras replies 'Your baby is a 35 years old freeloader, lady'. Worst Duck switches sides and says 'Defend me mom!'. A fight breaks out. 'Leave my baby alone!' 'Bring it on, Karen!' 'Mommy!!!!'. Then we go back to the present, Henrietta excitedly says 'Woah! What happened next?'. Patas Negras laughs and says 'The mom sued me, but don't worry, I am dating a lawyer now!'.'

Transcript

Panel 1

Henrietta: It's not like he's the first jobless slob you date.

Patas Negras: That wasn't the worst part...

Panel 2

PN, narrating: ...The worst part was when he invited me to his home...

Patas Negras: Hehehe, kinky!

Worst Duck: Tee hehe!

Panel 3

PN, narrating: Or rather, his parents' house!

Worst Duck's Mom: Son, the dinner is-- what the--

Patas Negras: AAAAH!

Worst Duck: Mooom! You're embarrassing me!

Panel 4

Worst Duck's Mom: You mangy cougar! What are you doing to my baby???

Patas Negras: Your baby is a 35 year old freeloader, lady!

Worst Duck: Defend me, mom!

Panel 5

Worst Duck's Mom: Leave my baby alone!

Patas Negras: BRING IT ON, KAREN!

Worst Duck: Mommy!!!!

Panel 6

Henrietta: WOAH! What happened next?

Patas Negras: The mom sued me, but don't worry, I'm dating a lawyer now!